So, uh. . . we're manufacturing fake hymens now?


There's a product that releases fake blood when broken. It's apparently for women who want to relive their first time.

Seriously, what the fuck?

(1) What is this big deal about taking a girls virginity? Every time it's talked about, I feel like it's discussed in such a caveman mentality. "RAWR, I am man, I take virginity!". Not to mention that a woman's first time is not exactly the most enjoyable experience, so in a way, the makers of this toy are reveling in reliving one of the more uncomfortable moments of a woman's life. YAY. *sarcasm*
(2) What is really the point? Who is this marketed to? As a woman, I'd really like to know the motivation of other women when they buy this. What is going through their heads when they bring it to the register? Oh, my boyfriends gonna have a nice surprise tonight! And if my boyfriend ever whipped this out and requested I wear it, I'd laugh in his face and walk right out.

On the website, it's described as:

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.


This Adult Sex Toy Feature:

• Easy to use
• Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
• Soluble and expandable at body heat
• Clinically proven non-toxic to human
• No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
• Made in Japan

This item will be shipped from China

(Oh, it's from Japan. I'm not surprised. What with them selling used panties in vending machines. . .)

Well, for $29.90 you can buy a brand new hymen. I know what I don't want for Christmas.

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